Herewith are the highlights and lowlights of my year in
curling:
Game of the year: An easy one, really. The Scotties
round-robin matchup between Cathy O and Jennifer Jones. Jones, of course,
dropped Overton-Clapham at the end of the previous year after winning the
Scotties, following which Cathy O put together her own team and won Manitoba.
The game didn’t really mean anything other than bragging rights but it was
clear who the fans were cheering for – the dumpee not the dumper.
Overton-Clapham won the game and the fans loved it.
Fun-spoiler of the year: Every year for as long as I can
remember, 79-year-old Jack Cox has run around Brier rinks and waved the Ontario
flag at the top of a ball retriever, shouting “ON-TAR-I-OOOOO.” But the cranks
at the John Labatt Centre told he couldn’t do it because of liability issues.
Boo!
Much Ado About Nothing: The cowbell controversy, it turns
out, was also about an over-zealous security guard. At the Canada Cup, Amber
Holland’s cheering section was told to put away their cowbells or get punted
from the rink. Al Cameron unearthed the fact that the CCA had a Fan Code of
Conduct that basically stated that everyone has a right to watch the game in
peace. But it turns out cowbells are OK; the facility in Cranbrook was the
culprit, not the CCA.
Product of the Year: Developed out of the Olympic Games’
research, the EQ brush head proved wildly successful for most elite teams and
club curlers everywhere. It made it easier to sweep, keep rocks straight and
carry them farther. How popular were they? The top three finishers at the
Scotties all used them. And by year’s end, several companies were offering
knock-offs of the product licensed exclusively by Balance Plus. Expect some legal undertakings soon.
Worst addition of the year: The CCA added bronze-medal games
to both the Brier and Scotties, dragging out rinks that had just suffered the
ends to their dreams to play a meaningless game. With a straight face, CCA
officials emphatically stated that it wasn’t about adding another draw to the
schedule and selling more tickets.
Best addition of the year: A number of fake curler Twitter
accounts popped up during the year, providing a few laughs for those who know
the real players. While some of the comments were, um, not suitable for family
reading, here are a few examples:
Fake Kevin Martin: Practised a bit last night. Good news; I'm still the best.
Fake Amy Nixon: Back from China with a piece of the Great Wall, possible case of typhoid and a child I smuggled in my suitcase.
Fake Kevin Martin: Practised a bit last night. Good news; I'm still the best.
Fake Amy Nixon: Back from China with a piece of the Great Wall, possible case of typhoid and a child I smuggled in my suitcase.
Sad passages: Jim Sullivan left us too soon. Neil McCarl was
one of the great curling writers of his era.
Looking forward to in 2012: The five-rock rule debuted at
the Grand Slam in Kingston and was met with encouragement. Most of the top
players are interested in trying it again. Most of the fans seemed to approve
too as it meant exciting finishes.
Best curling headline of the year: In the Winnipeg Free
Press on its relationships column: Is Curling Really Worth Your
Marriage? Here's the story behind it.
Best use of curling in a commercial: No doubt about this one. . . it's Bic.
Best use of curling in a commercial: No doubt about this one. . . it's Bic.
Best shot of the year by a guy weighing less than 110 pounds: Have to admit. . . this was pretty special. And he called it, right?